You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
4:40 pm • 23 May 2013 • 50,738 notes
if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life
like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
11:36 pm • 22 May 2013 • 17,366 notes
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.
11:07 pm • 22 May 2013 • 139,632 notes
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
9:33 pm • 20 May 2013 • 85,008 notes
WHO EVER THOUGHT OF AND ASK LIMIT IS A CUNT.
8:45 pm • 20 May 2013 • 1 note
Today i put 6 jaffa cakes up my ass,
8:33 pm • 20 May 2013
DO I BUY THESE?
TO BUY OR NOT TO BUY THAT IS THE QUESTION
8:22 pm • 20 May 2013