mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via your-aftershave-ocean)

4:27 pm  •  24 May 2013  •  273,315 notes

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

(via gregtheitalianstallion)

4:40 pm  •  23 May 2013  •  52,684 notes

(Source: whatafuckinfamilypicture, via rackshitty)

4:05 pm  •  23 May 2013  •  161,385 notes

suchagaymer:

jerkidiot:

if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life

like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.

(via samsunggg)

11:36 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  18,722 notes

missellacronin:

Well…fuck.

(Source: mode-et-modele, via anthonygrey)

11:27 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  174,807 notes

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

(via stars-i-cannotfathom)

11:07 pm  •  22 May 2013  •  139,712 notes

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via hurtbh)

9:33 pm  •  20 May 2013  •  87,525 notes

WHO EVER THOUGHT OF AND ASK LIMIT IS A CUNT. 

8:45 pm  •  20 May 2013  •  1 note

Today i put 6 jaffa cakes up my ass, 

felt amazing

8:33 pm  •  20 May 2013

8:26 pm  •  20 May 2013  •  1 note